Hey Dorks.

What is - or what will be - The Greatest Joke of All Time?

Who the feck knows...

But what we do know is there are billions of "jokes" out there. From the literal knock-knock joke, to those "this must be a joke" moments we've all experienced in life.

Here at <TGJoAT>, we've started to catalogue some of these jokes; From the corny, to the cynical, we've started a list.

And someday when our web development skills have advanced enough, we'll put little voting buttons next to each joke so that we can see what everyone else thinks!

But we've not figured out how to do that yet...cuz were feckin' idiots.

Ornithorhynchus anatinus; The Platypus | This Thing is a Joke Right?

Lets be clear, there are alot of weird feckin' things in nature...

But I'm either supposed to sit in biology class and have a professor tell me that "evolution" is a thing and that evolution created the Platypus...

Or I'm supposed to sit in Church and have some priest tell me that god decided to create the Platypus...

Either way this thing is a feckin' joke. Don't get me wrong, they're cute at a button, but they have a duck beak, a beaver tail, lay eggs, have venom, and detect electrical signals. Weird feckin' sheet right here.

A Minimum of Two Weeks Notice is "Required" When Leaving a Job | This is a Joke Right?

Okay, maybe not required, but its "strongly frowned upon" and "unprofessional" when you don't give your employer two weeks notice when leaving a job.

Yet, the whole "two weeks notice" thing doesn't apply to the employer when they wanna lay people off. HR just tells you you're gone and security escorts you out. Kinda a joke that western society has allowed this to become the norm...

Traffic Circles | These are a Joke Right?

Traffic circles are lawless hellscapes that favor the bold. How the feck did our highly regulated and surveilled western society allow these circles of chaos to come to fruition.

Truth be told however, they usually have minimal law enforcement presence and the speed is set by either the slowest or fastest contestant. Depending on the size of the traffic circle, sometimes you can get in there and go fast enough not to let anyone else enter the donut of doom.

Hey Dorks.

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